Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
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