Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
i need an iv and a liver transplant
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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