She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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