Just fell off a train. Bad.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
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Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
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Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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