I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
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He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
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Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
my liver is dry heaving
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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