I'm jealous of your bromance
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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