what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Randomize
