Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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