have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
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"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
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cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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