The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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