He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
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The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
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I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
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