i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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