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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving

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  Your blankets are not drunk friendly

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.

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• (716): View more from New York

  We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.

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• (210): View more from Texas

  He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with

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  You went over didnt you?

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• (818): View more from California

  I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation

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  You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing

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  Not be drunk

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?

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• (954): View more from Florida

  She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here

  (912): View more from Georgia

  I don't know if I should laugh or punch you

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