Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.