JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
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Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
We don't watch enough power rangers
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
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Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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