so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
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