dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
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Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
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We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
I need to align my fucking chakras
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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