she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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