Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
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My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
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Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
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