fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
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They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
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my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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