? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
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sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
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just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.