Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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