Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(516): View more from New York

Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.

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(802): View more from Vermont

Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.

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(410): View more from Maryland

i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame

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(703): View more from Virginia

..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making

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(970): View more from Colorado

Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.

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(954): View more from Florida

Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"

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(952): View more from Minnesota

The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.

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(239): View more from Florida

I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.

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Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night

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