If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
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My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
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I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
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