tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
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