Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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