I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Please don't give away my fajitas
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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