Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
