And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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