How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
This girl is more easily done than said...
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
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In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
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