She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
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Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
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Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
My feet surprised me
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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