TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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