I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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