what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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