Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
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I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
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Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
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