There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
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Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
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It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.