I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
Put some vodka in it
put some vodka in it
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.