Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
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party gras won. party gras always wins.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
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don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
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