She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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