1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
I will die if light touches me.
I have demons in me.
operation harelip BJ is a go
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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