All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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