You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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