There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
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