Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
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That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
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Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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