It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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