I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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