it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
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Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
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Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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