I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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