I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
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The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
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It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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