i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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