I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
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and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
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I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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