how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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