the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
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I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
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She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
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