R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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