You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
The feeling are messing with the penis
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Randomize
