I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
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