i just wanna soil my oats bro
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
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you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
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Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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