How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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