I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
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How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
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Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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