How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
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It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
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So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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