I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
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Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
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Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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