iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
should my penis look like a turkey
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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