I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Randomize
